A wall parody...
The “…huge, beautiful wall” topic is unfortunately back in the press. Our studio (New World Design) decided to study what the “WALL” might be as seen through our ardent leader’s thought process. These images and the below description derive from THAT (Mr. Trump's) abstracted lens.
In the theme of “Make America Great Again”, the Wall looks just like a friendly American picket fence (just like when times were good) but 25 feet tall. Both sides can see through, one side can see through to the American dream, the other can see the drug dealers, criminals and rapists being kept out.
The Wall is gold, showing Americans as winners. This is a great symbol for America. It will create envy in those wanting to enter the U.S.
The Wall must protect Americans, so it will have a lethal electric charge. The charged wires are on the Mexican side of the Wall. You can’t see the wires from our side.
Providing that kind of electric charge for a 2000 mile Wall will be challenging. Six new coal electric plants will be built to power the fence. Jobs will be created by building the new power plants, jobs will be created for operating them, and jobs will be created in the coal industry. America wins and Mexico will pay for our Wall.
Executive’s estimated cost: $4 billion (9/2015), $5-10 billion (3/2016), or less than $10 billion (4/2017).